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Boss: I walk alone, to the undead. I feel the fear in my bones. Nothing but the plan in my head.

This plan will fail. I’m full of doubts. Live or die, I cannot fail, and there’s no easy way out.

Fuh King: Nowhere left for you to go! You’re not in control! And there ain’t no way you’ll convince me to let you go free! Boss, I win!

Boss: I’m starting to see, your problem with me. Listen to me, there’s something that I have that you might need.

Fuh King: You will never be anything more to me than another dead enemy.

Boss: Tell me. Why are you so mad!?

Fuh King: Well it’s been eleven years since I’ve let out a good fart. It’s been hell, I tell you, waiting for a time to let it all out. I’ve been cursed to never let it rip.

Boss: Wow… that actually sounds pretty awful. Does it hurt at all?

Fuh King: You won’t believe the burn! Won’t understand the hurt! The gas has chewed me up inside! Nothing’s left of me, just farts!

Boss: I have something. A peace offering. Please take these beans. They give relief.

Boss: Have a peace offering, have a can of (a) beans. (x8)

Fuh King: Mmmm! These are actually pretty good! Let me think about this peace offering hehehe…oh….uh… It’s making me feel a little funny though…

(rips ass atomically)

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from Looney Moons III: Return of the Fuh King, released March 18, 2022

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Empire Bathtub is the progressive music duo of Stephen Forristall and Jonah Robertson, who have flown through space and time in a wash-basin to deliver a glorious sonic buffet to titillate your earholes.

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