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Chapter VII: A Fuh King Tragedy

from Looney Moons III: Return of the Fuh King by Empire Bathtub

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Boss: TARS… what did he do to you?

TARS: Boss… come closer… closer… I have something to tell you.

Boss: I’m listening.

TARS: Maynard’s Dick is a Tool song.

Boss: What the fuck?

TARS: Hehe (dies)

Boss: TARS… TARS?

Boss: Oh no… TARS you cannot go. You’re leaving me alone. Now I’m lost in space. Oh no.

Boss: This cannot be true (x3)

Fuh King: If I had my way. There’d be nothing left of his remains, but since I’m such a nice Fuh King, I guess I’ll let you bury your friend.

Boss: His broken pieces across the floor, are his remains. All that remains is scattered across this moor. But his memory’s inside, I’ll revive. Mark my words; if he’s gone, you’re going to see him on the other side!

Boss: I think this is it, TARS my friend. We’re beaten, out, this is the end for us. There’s nothing left to this, I fear.

Fuh King: Rise! Do your hearts quake in fear? Stare deeply into my dead eyes. You bow to no robot king, but to the Fuh King from the grave. Let me hear you raise your voice, for this, our victory.

Fuh King: What’s that? You’ll bow to me? Well you’re all a Fuh King travesty.

Boss: His parts are mine. He’s still inside. I will revive. He’s still inside. I will revive!

Fuh King: Oh TARS! You’re just a broken, useless bot! Oh you’ll never win it now, just give in. You’re just an empty, hollow shell, and now they’re gonna bow to me! They’re gonna bow to me! The Fuh King wins! I fucking win! I fucking win!

Narrator: And so, as the Fuh King rallied his troops, Boss and his fuqling allies brought the shattered remains of TARS back to his camp. Hoping desperately that he could be fixed…

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from Looney Moons III: Return of the Fuh King, released March 18, 2022

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Empire Bathtub is the progressive music duo of Stephen Forristall and Jonah Robertson, who have flown through space and time in a wash-basin to deliver a glorious sonic buffet to titillate your earholes.

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